How Jinx Got His Groove on.
Jinx has always believed he is royalty and should have an entire bedroom all to himself. So when a new single sized bed replaced the old queen size, Jinx naturally assumed the bedroom was being remodeled just foe him.
He saw a sooth as silk sheet with a cat face he thought was his and a pillow case with the same..
"it must be for me. Why else would my human put my face on the sheet and pillow case? My human must want me to try it out to make sure it's nap time quality."
Now Jinx being a rather large kitty knows he needs a little help these days climbing aboard anything higher than his shiny black head.
Sometimes humans miss feline nuances. Like the silent treatment just before cat nap time. The human wants kitty to play but the kitty is drowsy and doesn't want to be bothered. So kitty hears his name called and makes like he doesn't hear human voices.,
Or when a kitty needs a little assistance climbing he patiently waits until his human notices him staring at the nice, comfy new bed he wants to try out. Jinx will give a turn of his head with ears perked up. perky ears usually gets attention., His human thinks perked up ears means Jinx is up to something. (Not just yet though.)
"Well the perky ears didn't do it. Guess I better try for rubbing up against my human's leg."
"Jinx, you can't ne hungry again. I just fed you a half hour ago."
"I'm not hungry. I want to get onto "my" new bed. This is going to call for drastic measures. I know. I'll jump onto to his laptop and send him an email."
"Jinx! No! I just finished my spreadsheet!'
Too late. For a portly kitty, Jinx has slender but effective paws. The keyboard scrawled out an email in feline language : Scrrrrorrrppp. (Well that's how "bed" is spelled in felin language.
"Now look what you've done! Kitties don't send emails."
"Oh yes they do when they are having trouble getting their human to get the message."
"Jinx it's time for your nap." "
"Just what have I been trying to tell you?"
Suddenly he feels his human's hands and with a plop, Jinx is dropped onto his new bed.
"Don't get too territorial, Jinx. That bed isn't yours. It's mine."
A slight stretch of his black velvet body, gold eyes closed, but a slight grin on his face, he silently replies "Wanna bet?"
That's how Jinx got his groove on and a nice long nap on "his" new bed.
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